Gaddafi arrest warrant issued
The International Criminal Court has today issued an arrest warrant for three Libyan leaders, including Colonel Gaddafi. Members of the public are being warned not to approach the suspect as he is...
View ArticleMugabe seizes hundreds of Farmville developments
Robert Mugabe has passed legislation allowing the immediate seizure of any and all white Zimbabwean Farmville plots. Users logged onto Facebook yesterday be presented with a short statement saying:...
View ArticleGaddafi controlling last remnants of army via Twitter
Colonel Gaddafi is reportedly directing his last few loyal soldiers via Twitter. After the two cameramen for Libya’s only TV station, Mad Dogs, defected to the rebels, Gaddafi had been relying on...
View ArticleUS Special Forces check possible Gaddafi hiding places
A US Special Forces unit has been called in to help with the hunt for Gaddafi. SEAL Team 6 is made up of some of the best the US army has to offer and succesfully found and killed Bin Laden. The team,...
View ArticleStarving Africans may hold the key to weight loss
American and European scientists have joined forces to look into life-style differences between affluent Westerners and starving Africans in the hope they might find clues to weight loss. The...
View ArticleNigerian officials baffled by unclaimed millions
Officials in Nigeria are baffled as to why nearly $800m in lottery winnings have gone unclaimed. Micheal Jongani, President of the Nigerian National Lottery claims his staff have gone out of their way...
View ArticleIsland nations criticise European counterparts
The CSCTNOETA (Council of Small Countries That No One Ever Talks About) has sharply criticised European leaders for their ‘constant moaning about money’, claiming smaller nations have far greater...
View ArticleChannel5 cancel Gaddafi reality show
Channel5 have just announced they have scrapped plans for a fly on the wall documentary featuring Colonel Gaddafi and his family. A spokesmen for Channel5 cited ‘irreconcilable differences’ as the...
View ArticleGaddafi family knocked off Celebrity Hide & Seek League
Following the capture of Saif al-Islam Gaddafi, the family has dropped off the bottom of the Celebrity Hide & Seek League. They had been clinging onto 10th place for the last few weeks, with Saif...
View ArticleDog The Bounty Hunter dispatched to bring in Kony
President Obama has said he’s despatched Dog and his team to bring warlord Joseph Kony to justice. Dog The Bounty Hunter, his son, his brother law and Dolly Parton have already left Hollywood and are...
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